Desperately Seeking Social

B and I are so trying to get out there and find our parent soul-mates. We found one couple that we like so much we are almost afraid to call them too often because we might scare them away. I want to ask them to go steady, but B thinks we should take it slow. So in an effort to play the field a little bit before we get down on one knee in front of this couple, we are basically setting up blind parent dates. To make these events more productive, I thought about taking out the following personal ad:

Married with First Kid Seeking Couple with Kid who don’t have a clue what a moby wrap is, who are comfortable with giving their kids the maximum dosage of Tylenol and gas medicine, who think pudgy mushy babies are healthy and adorable, who do not dress their kids up in higher fashion than they wear themselves, who do not think that Dr. Ferber is the devil, who like to start at 4pm and end at 9pm at the latest, and who don’t mind that we like to hang out at the house, drink beer, play cards and watch sports.

I know. I’m going to have to beat them off with a stick.