Sweet swear words. Why hast thou forsaken me?
I just have to note somewhere that in the course of a week I have said, “crappola” and “frick.” Oh sweet lord. I knew it would be hard to quit cursing for me – it’s like breathing for me – but I never knew that it would lead to saying, “oh, rats!” for real. Who am I????
posted by Big Mama at 7:45 AM
2 Comments:
Oh Crap.
This is the ideal opportunity for you to start working my own custom-developed, family-friendly cuss-words like "dickety" & "crackers" into your conversation.
At moments of extreme stress or outrage, the two work effectively together; e.g., "What the dickety crackers?!" (This combination is often heard from behind the wheel.)
Note: Another followup to "dickety" that has proven effective is "ding-dang." This is best capped off with "crackers," or "crackalack." (Or "crackwhore," if that doesn't count as a swear in your household.)
& don't forget the -izzle/-eezy approach. I happen to know for a fact that if you say "What the heezy is this motherfizzling shizzle," God doesn't know that you were swearing.
Of course, I'd like the record to show that a Betty Buckley without a solid background in judicious use of the off-color vernacular could possibly be considered a Betty Buckley who might not quite live up to the true potential her name indicates. Just dickety-sayin!
Happy got-dickety-ding-dang cussin'!
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